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PORTY CORNER: Slow drivers – a rant

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Friday, March 24, 2023 7:03 am
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Traffic jams on A4 London Road caused by Network Rail's work on the 106-year-old railway bridge. The work will finish in May Picture: Phil Creighton

Traffic jams on A4 London Road caused by Network Rail's work on the 106-year-old railway bridge. The work will finish in May Picture: Phil Creighton

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To the one at the front. Yes, you know who you are

The person with the go faster stripes adorning your car

I’m just wondering if you knew

That you don’t have to divide the speed limit by two

The queue behind you is growing fast

We can’t get by; there’s no way we can pass

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But on the rare opportunities that we might

You accelerate as if it’s your right

To always be in the front and us behind

But if you check I think that you’ll find

That you can be done for going too slow

Although it’s obvious from your velocity that you don’t know

Or you would speed up just a tad

And make those behind you very glad

But nope, you’re determined to make us suffer

And make our day that little bit tougher

You’ve doubled our journey time today

As we travel to work to earn our pay

If you ever looked in your mirror you’d definitely see

You’re at risk of being tailgated by the car in front of me

But that’s the last thing that drivers like you

Would ever dream is something you should do

And so you’ll continue driving without being aware

Or maybe you are and just don’t care

Gillian Passman

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